Theme Credit ~ Isaac Holden Purgatory Untitled Document
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liftedandgiftedd:

this is fucking gold
thecrazyfilipino:

😍😍😍😍😂😂
edgebug:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D

tHIS IS WHAT GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE LOOKS LIKE

derpcakes:

Villains with tragic backstories:

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(via alex-the-short-wolf)

fairyfoolishness:

peterpayne:

Pretty sure there’s a typo on this page.

OH MY GOD
sewell1217:

thefleetingfoxx:

THIS IS HOW OWLS ARE WEIGHED OH MY GOD

In mouse blankeys. Aw.
v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R
deathtosquishies:

kayteekelleee:

thefrogman:

this is 911 state your emergency












YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.



YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING


911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy



omg. i laughed way harder at this than i should have. i can’t even

glorious beings on this website

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via sp1tt3r)

alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

(Source: alrightevans, via sp1tt3r)

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